Monday, January 31, 2011

So I guess when someone's in love, they:

  • Break every promise they ever made to you.
  • Tell you they'll always love you when they have a girlfriend or boyfriend that he/she treats exactly like he/she treated you.
  • Doesn't ever talk to you or look you in the eyes and when they do, they quickly turn away.
  • Lie about you to other people.
  • Send your boyfriend/girlfriend texts you sent them out of jealousy in hopes that you will be single again so that they can have you.
  • Tell you that they want to get back together with you when you ARE single, but then you find out that he/she is in a relationship.
  • Tell you that their current relationship is good and that they're happy and tell you about things they do together.
  • Kiss, hold hands, hug, and touch their current boyfriend/girlfriend in front of you to make you jealous (which doesn't work at all.)
  • Call you and tell you how shitty of a person you are.
  • Tell you to listen to very rude break up songs and then tells you to listen to really sweet get back together songs.
  • Put a constant damper on your day, every day.
  • Put you through emotional distress and makes you depressed all the time.
Fuck you, Able.

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